{"id":193896,"date":"2022-12-19T17:39:14","date_gmt":"2022-12-19T17:39:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/whynow.co.uk\/?post_type=read&p=193896"},"modified":"2022-12-19T17:39:14","modified_gmt":"2022-12-19T17:39:14","slug":"the-best-worst-gifts","status":"publish","type":"read","link":"https:\/\/whynow.co.uk\/read\/the-best-worst-gifts","title":{"rendered":"The best worst gifts | A selection of Christmas presents for people you don’t like"},"content":{"rendered":"
It\u2019s the final week before Christmas, which means a last-ditch scramble for overpriced, underwhelming presents. But instead of rushing around to find lovely gifts for people who don\u2019t deserve them, we\u2019ve devised a passive aggressive list of items for people you don\u2019t like.<\/b><\/p>\n\n
Pottery made by your children\u00a0<\/b><\/h4>\n
This is ideal if your chosen target does not like your children. The less sentimental value the better. Mugs, bowls, plates with messy signatures and images are all fantastically undesirable, guaranteed to sit in the back of the cupboard for the best part of the next decade. Pottery made by other children might be a bit weird, but feel free.<\/span><\/p>\n
Anything else made by your children<\/b><\/h4>\n
Same thing goes. Unless it\u2019s a grandparent or particularly close immediate family, this is a great way to pawn off your children\u2019s useless creativity.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n
1955: Pupils at London’s George Eliot Primary School model clay during pottery classes. (Photo by Juliette Lasserre\/BIPs\/Getty Images)<\/p><\/div>\n
Memoirs\/self-help books by American businessmen\u00a0<\/b><\/h4>\n
I\u2019m currently sitting opposite Tommy Hilfiger\u2019s <\/span>American Dreaming <\/span><\/i>and it just looks horrendous.<\/span> It’s possible I’m being very harsh, but I think not. Make sure to scribble a \u2018Dear <\/span>X, <\/span><\/i>Merry Christmas\u2019 note on the inside to ensure it cannot be re-gifted.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n