
If Violent Night and Rare Exports weren’t enough to satisfy your violent Santa cravings, we’ve got just the thing for you. Silent Night, released in 2012, is a remake of Silent Night, Deadly Night. Another remake, you say? Surprisingly, Silent Night is actually decent or at least better than expected. Our heroine is Aubrey (Jaime King), a deputy sheriff with some serious confidence issues. A murderer, dressed as Santa Claus, starts wreaking havoc in their peaceful town. He seems to target people he deems “naughty”, including, but not limited to, porn stars, adulterers and annoying teenagers. In no way is Silent Night better than the original or a masterpiece in its own right. It’s simply… fine. It’s gory enough to satisfy those who want their horrors gross and it’s stupidly funny enough to make up for the fact it doesn’t say much about its themes.

Credit: Anchor Bay Films

Credit: Anchor Bay Films