One hundred and seven years ago, suffragette Mary Richardson marched into London’s National portrait gallery to slash Diego Velázquez’s Rokeby Venus with a meat cleaver. Her vandalism was in protest of a fellow suffragette’s arrest and a critique of the objectifying male gaze. She had political motivations, but the vandalism itself could be deemed an act of art. Eight years ago, Wlodzimierz Umaniec sauntered into London’s Tate Gallery and wrote, “A Potential Piece of Yellow” on Mark Rothko’s work, Black on Marron. Umaniec had artistic motivations – a budding artist himself – but his vandalism could be deemed as political and threatening. Many others have tested the muddy waters of art vandalism. Let’s explore three of them from 2022:
Florence, Italy. 8pm, March 11th, on the eve of the pro-Ukraine rally
Vaclav Pisvejcv sets fire to the black drape covering a replica of one of the most famous monuments in the world, David, by Michelangelo. The guards on duty set fire extinguishers on the piece as Pivejcv is immediately arrested.
The Florence mayor had covered the statue as a symbolic sign of ‘mourning and pain’ for the war in Ukraine. It was a sign of solidarity from Florence to its twinned city, Kyiv, an act of reciprocation for their aid in the 1960s to the flooded Florence.
Pivejcv was a Czech resident in Florence, an amateur but ambitious artist, who had political motivations in demonstrating his support of Russia, not Ukraine. This is clear from his other attacks in the weeks leading up to his magnus opus; painting Francesco Vezzoli’s lion in Piazza Della Signoria blue and yellow (Ukraine’s flag) and writing Putin on a road sign.
Even before the conflict, Pivejcv had a history of art vandalism, but the attacks have not all necessarily been politically motivated. He hit Marina Abramovic on the head with her own self-portrait in 2018. Considering himself a counter-artist, he proclaimed that his attack was ‘for his art.’ Abramović is a Serbian performance artist whose work explores the physical and emotional limits of the self, and the extremity of Abramović’s work seemed like a perfect target for Pivejcv. But even she thought he went too far. She was unimpressed and Pisvejcv’s controversial ‘art move’ turned into something of a humiliation.
There are rumours that he is now in a mental asylum. This would be a grand shame because, among other things, I’d love to talk to him.
Kassel, Germany. Night-time, 27th May

Images courtesy of Documenta

Images courtesy of Documenta

Images courtesy of Documenta
Paris, France. 1pm May 30th
A 36-year-old (unnamed) man smears on red lipstick, fashions a wig and manages to find a wheelchair from a local geriatric. He flutters his eyelids at the guards, claiming wheel-chair access, enters the Louvre, and heads to the second floor. He milks the disabled card again, skipping the 15-minute queue to see the 16th-century masterpiece, grabs his Victoria Sponge and throws it at the Mona Lisa. All onlookers are aghast and reach for their phones. The security grabs the perpetrator and escorts him out of the building as the cake thrower shouts “Think of the Earth. There are people who are destroying the Earth. All artists, think of the Earth.” The Da Vinci is protected by bulletproof glass after several vandal attacks in the past, so the guards wipe off the cream and frosting from the barrier.If this art piece was attacked as a climate protest, then why draw attention to the wife of a wealthy Florentine silk merchant? Of course, there is no connection between the Mona Lisa, the environment and cake. But the dessert thrower was targeting the most famous painting in the world to spread his message. If you have seen the Mona Lisa in the flesh, then you are aware of the shockingly long wait to even get a glance whilst being elbowed by all the other fans. These fans accumulate to 30,000 people per day. No one cancelled their flight or voted for the Green party after seeing this protest. Many people found it funny, myself included. I imagine he contributed to the ‘crazy climate activist’ stereotype which is mocked by many cynics. It’s a shame that such a critically important cause should be tainted by this madness. Once again, the attack was deemed as an act of insanity and he was placed in psychiatric care.A man who disguised himself as an old woman in a wheelchair stood up and threw a cake at the Mona Lisa at Louvre Museum in Paris pic.twitter.com/bC83vAal75
— AuxGod (@AuxGod_) May 29, 2022
