
Over recent months, environmental protest group Just Stop Oil seem to have become public enemy no.1 in the UK. It’s a remarkable feat, really; amidst war in Europe, a cost of living crisis and months of domestic political turmoil, this group of hardline activists have united swathes of the kingdom in hatred. Their acts of civil disruption have involved blocking public roads, throwing soup and glueing themselves to valuable artworks, and spray painting buildings across London. They want to piss people off. And they have. Social and conventional media alike have broadcast countless clips of orange-clad activists being manhandled off roads and out of galleries, consistently generating a level of indignation achievable only behind the wheel of a car or when watching television. But who are Just Stop Oil, what have they done so far and, perhaps most importantly, what do they want?

Who are Just Stop Oil?
The group only launched in February, calling the extraction of new British fossil fuels “genocidal” and “obscene”, and a policy destined to “condemn humanity into oblivion.” Their demand, in writing at least, is simple: “That the UK government makes a statement that it will immediately halt all future licensing and consents for the exploration, development and production of fossil fuels in the UK.” The imposed deadline by which the government statement had to be made was March 14, and has therefore long since passed. “Nonviolent direct action” was promised as a result of not obeying, and that is the stage of the Just Stop Oil operation that we now find ourselves in. Though predominantly based in the UK, Just Stop Oil ‘projects’ have set up homes across the world, with global branches found in Sweden, the USA, Germany, Canada, Switzerland, Norway, Italy, France and Australia. Just Stop Oil is primarily funded by the Los Angeles based charity Climate Emergency Fund. CEF helps bankroll a series of other environmental activist organisations, including Extinction Rebellion and Insulate Britain.What have Just Stop Oil done so far?
It seems like a lifetime ago, eight months, but it was a Just Stop Oil activist who, back in March, cable-tied himself to a goal post during Everton and Newcastle’s Premier League encounter. The man was 21-year old Louis McKechnie and he was given six weeks in prison for his protest, which specifically targeted Newcastle due to their Saudi Arabian owners. In April, Just Stop Oil’s road blockades began, initially targeting routes leading to major oil facilities in England, including a blockade on the M4. On 28 April, activists sabotaged petrol pumps at two service stations on the M25. By July, the group had taken ‘road blockade’ to new heights, piling onto the track at the 2022 F1 British Grand Prix at Silverstone. Thankfully, for their sake, a crash had led to the neutralisation of the race behind the safety car, meaning the protestors were cleared from the track without incident. A day later, two people glued themselves to John Constable’s 1821 painting, The Hay Wain, at the National Gallery, as well as printing a dystopian illustration atop of the painting. Leonardo da Vinci’s The Last Supper at the Royal Academy of Arts was next to get the glue treatment. Seven petrol stations in Central London were blocked in late August, with 43 people arrested on suspicion of vandalism. Which brings us to October, and the already infamous incident where two protesters threw cans of tomato soup over Vincent Van Gogh’s ‘Sunflowers’, before glueing themselves to the National Gallery wall. The painting was protected by glass, a fact the protestors claimed to know, and there was only minimal damage to the frame. The waxwork of King Charles at Madame Tussauds was the next target; he got a cake smeared in his face. The old glue tactic was again employed last week as well, with Vermeer’s The Girl With the Pearl Earring getting the trademark Just Stop Oil treatment. Their group’s most recent concerted effort seems to be a mission titled ‘Occupy Westminster’. Rolex, Ferrari and Aston Martin are among the luxury brands to have had their shops spray painted in recent days, with the UK’s Home Office and MI5 also getting the Just Stop Oil makeover.
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Vapid, asinine fools. Fools who should be billed for every hour of wages lost, every missed ferry. Fools who should be prosecuted for every life affected by a delayed ambulance or fire engine. These aren’t protesters. They’re tedious middle-class nonentities seeking attention, and validation of their tiresome existence. Have you noticed they offer no solutions, no alternatives? Just insufferable whining and scaremongering. Bring back the stocks, charge for rotten fruit, and pass funds to the NHS/the poor. Imbeciles.