
In the run up to Christmas, I was in Waterstones looking for a gift. As I scanned the shelves, a spine caught my eye: How to be a Buddhist Millionaire. I picked it up, assuming it must be a satirical comment on the absurd hypocrisy of capitalist hippiedom; it was not. Here is how the book begins, with a short epigram: “Even the Dalai Lama’s robes cost money. Although His Holiness may not have to reach into his own wallet, someone somewhere will have to pick up the tab.” The quote was attributed to “Anonymous.” Buddhism can be mined for its pithy nuggets of wisdom – it’s part of the reason why it has taken off so successfully in the West over the past few decades. In the proper context, of course, Buddhist quotes are a meaningful and intrinsic part of a complex, historical religion; but snatched out of their context, these quotes have become as trite as a ‘keep calm and carry on’ cupcake. The internet is loaded with images of Buddha statues, overlaid with quotes like: “If your compassion does not include yourself, it is not complete” – easily digestible sayings that usually revolve around self-love, self-worth, or self-care.

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Dr Joe tells a story about an unnamed ‘researcher’ at Yale in the 1940s, who was studying electromagnetic fields around living organisms. “He started studying eggs,” Dr Joe explains “and he was using a magnetometer and what he found was that a hundred percent of the time” – (do scientists really work in absolutes?) – “no matter what egg he measured, the positive charge was always at the head, and the negative charge was always at the tail. Well if you have a positive charge on one end and a negative charge on the other one you’ve got an external electromagnetic field called the magnetic field, that’s a magnet, right.” It’s not quite clear what Dr Joe is driving at here – something to do with eggs, magnets, salamanders – but he manages to extrapolate some astonishing conclusions from these 80-year old findings. “You’re taking thought, it’s producing a frequency, and that frequency in the form of chemistry is storing that thought emotionally right in your second centre,” he explains, sagely. A frequency in the form of chemistry? A second centre? Here is a chiropractor, dabbling in bits of neuroscience, chemistry, physics, and god knows what else, to reveal a “new quantum model.” It’s a bit like alchemy – boring, base sciences, transformed into cosmic truths that make you rich. Unfortunately, after watching the video, I was still penniless, so I guess the universe must be against me. It’s easy to laugh at this stuff, but it’s not just comedic; it’s also pernicious. Not only because it’s theft and deception – stealing bits and pieces from qualified scientists and pretending to be something that it isn’t – but because these people make a lot of money out of selling lies to vulnerable people. Based on the science behind the placebo, Dr Joe says that the chemicals in our brain can create “our own pharmacy” of curative drugs; Stacie Chevrier, author of the 2007 bestseller The Secret, which really kicked off the manifesting trend, wrote a 2016 article called ‘Defeating Cancer Using the Law of Attraction’. Telling desperate people with terminal illnesses that all they have to do is think hard enough about a future they may never see seems like a cruel trick to me. Thinking positively, focusing on the future instead of dwelling on the past, meditating, finding inner peace, having belief, having hope, having fun: all of this is to the good. But capitalising on it all? Telling young people, sick people, people in debt, people without a future that all they need to do is think positive thoughts? That just promotes apathy, doubt, guilt, and blame. It keeps people where they are, it encourages disenfranchisement and calls it empowerment. It’s worse than a joke – it’s damaging and it needs to be called out. So I’m manifesting an end to manifesting – but knowing how the universe feels about me, that’s not a future we’re likely to see anytime soon.View this post on Instagram
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100% agreed! Two days ago I lost a friend to cancer who had been a devotee of Dispenza for years. She fervently believed that she could cure her cancer by following Joe Dispenza’s teachings, and actually died on her way to his most recent event in Nashville..