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Indie icons The Libertines round off a weekend of intimate gigs in their adopted hometown as they road test tracks from forthcoming new album All Quiet On the Eastern Esplanade.
Of all the bands youโd want as neighbours, The Libertines would probably be way down most peopleโs list. Lest we forget: one of Pete Dohertyโs numerous prison stretches was for burgling the flat of his own bandmate, Carl Barat. Their squat gigs and all-night partying are the stuff of legend (and, latterly, Channel 4 crime documentaries). They probably wonโt remember to put the bins out for you when youโre on holiday.
But if the notion of the noughtiesโ most infamous indie caners moving in next door sounds like little more than the amazing episode of Location, Location, Location theyโll never make, spare a thought for many of the crowd at last nightโs sweatbox show. Theyโve been real life extras in the Libs soap opera since 2017, when the band moved to Margate in search of security, stability and absolutely massive fry-ups.
Cliftonville Neighbourhood Watch neednโt have worried though. Carl โ the bandโs only semi-permanent Margate resident these days โ is such a pillar of the community he switched on the Christmas lights alongside the mayor the other day. And even PhilโnโKirsty would approve of the way theyโve transformed a tumbledown terrace into a boutique hotel.
The Albion Rooms already has a five-star TripAdvisor rating and the prices to match โ you can spend upwards of ยฃ300 a night for a room with a view. Admittedly, that view is of some of the most impoverished households in the country being turfed out one-by-one to make way for bougie Airbnbs โ but thatโs gentrification for you.
And besides, if you canโt afford to stay in the hotel โ or rent a flat, or buy a bagel nearby โ you can at least console yourself by listening to the new album The Libs recorded in its studio, All Quiet On The Eastern Esplanade, when itโs out next March.
Which brings us back round to why weโre beside the seaside tonight, as the band conclude a weekend of intimate shows across the Lido, Albion Rooms and sister club Justineโs thatโve seen them unveil more than half a dozen of those new songs.
Thereโs some element of what they call in the hospitality trade โmanaging expectationsโ on that front, though. Everyoneโs clear on what theyโre getting: a spitโnโsawdust show for ยฃ20 from a band going back to basics after playing arenas last year.

The fact the 250-capacity venue is pure Phoenix Nights and the amps sound like theyโre wired through the sewage pipe belching out into the sea below matters little; the mood and the moment matter more than musical perfection.
โThis is the premiere of our new song โMustangโ,โ grins Pete, before underlining the work-in-progress vibe: โLast nightโs gig doesnโt count, we played it too fast.โ Given the lengthy chat he has with Carl at its messy conclusion, they clearly still havenโt quite nailed it.
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Other newbies fare better though. โRun, Run, Runโ is already a Libs classic, combining their signature calling cards โ wartsโnโall lyrics, 100 mph garage-rock riffs, a great shoutalong chorus โ into the catchiest song theyโve produced in 20 years. Meanwhile, โNight Of The Hunterโ is such a majestic spaghetti western ballad it requires an extra pair of hands. Perhaps conscious of spiralling overheads for hoteliers, the band cannily bring on tour manager Andy Newlove to play guitar rather than buy a train ticket for eternal Libs/Babyshambles super-sub Drew McConnell.
Fellow newbies โOh Shitโ and โMan With The Melodyโ are met with muted crowd responses, not least because the latter underlines that when it comes to singing drummers, Gary Powell is no Phil Collins. In fairness, itโs difficult for fans to properly react to songs theyโve never heard before โ and their patience is rewarded when the band smash out the classics. โDonโt Look Back Into The Sunโ, โCanโt Stand Me Nowโ and โDeath On The Stairsโ inevitably spark the wildest scenes but itโs โGunga Dinโ thatโs the most impressive, its louche ska grooves underlining that PeteโnโCarl are far better guitar players than their haphazard clanging would have you sometimes believe.

Once co-frontmen, their roles feel more hierarchical these days, Carl increasingly taking centre stage. In an already infamous recent interview with Louis Theroux, Pete admitted that although finally clean, his health is faltering โ and sadly itโs starting to show a little onstage. Whilst Carl still attacks his guitar with all the vim and vigour of 20 years ago on โThe Good Old Daysโ and pirouettes with the mic on โWhat Katie Didโ, Pete is more peripheral unless heโs wisecracking between songs or leading the delirious throng through a โwalking in a Margate wonderlandโ chant as the band exit the stage.
Ultimately, itโs all part of a broader evolution for the likely lads: escaping their demons, becoming pillars of the community and finishing gigs at 7.30 in the evening, rather than the morning.
You know what, maybe they wouldnโt make such bad neighbours after allโฆ
