
There’s so much that this photograph, taken by Leon Neal on Tuesday, doesn’t tell us. Where are we? What is the occasion? And what on earth is this calm standoff taking place centre stage, between a police officer and a character dressed up as – what? – Deadpool meets Elf? Closely cropped, with the rest of the scene almost entirely out of focus, this photograph reveals nothing about its context – and yet the image is strangely compelling. Even when we are given details – like the fact that this was taken in Luton on the occasion of King Charles’ visit to that illustrious city – we’re still none the wiser; the relationship between the central figures remains tantalisingly elusive. This doesn’t have the feel of a confrontation – too placid, too static (look at the officer’s sleepy eye!) – but the two are standing too close together for the composition to be incidental – aren’t they? Is there a weapon out of view? Could this be a full-blown Mexican standoff? Are the two reciting marriage vows, so serene is their comportment? Or perhaps the officer is simply pressed up against a crowd control barrier, and Christmassy Deadpool just happens to be Luton’s most dedicated royalist. I’ve always felt a similar sense of bewilderment about Piero della Francesca’s 15th century diptych, The Duke and Duchess of Urbino. There are more clues here – we know that this celebrated Renaissance portrait depicts the Duke of Urbino, Federico da Montefeltro and his wife Battista Sforza, but we don’t know who commissioned it, or why it was painted after Sforza’s death.

The Duke and Duchess of Urbino, Piero della Francesca