
Image Above: NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE – OCTOBER 12: Kanye West, Kid Rock, and Ray J attend the “The Greatest Lie Ever Sold” Premiere Screening on October 12, 2022, in Nashville, Tennessee. (Photo by Jason Davis/Getty Images for DailyWire+) There’s something funny going on in Titian’s ‘Votive Portrait of the Vendramin Family’ (1547): of the ten figures depicted in the painting (including a small dog), no two pairs of eyes are looking in the same direction. The child with red tights is looking at his brother, the brother is looking at us, and the dog is staring off to the side. Elsewhere, three other boys are gazing at the floor, out into the distance or towards an altar. One old man looks heavenward, another peers out quizzically, not quite at us, but somewhere beyond the painting. Whatever it is that sits at the top of the altar, cropped out of the painting’s frame, it can’t be very interesting: the attention of each member of the Vendramin family – dog included – is pulled in its own private direction.

Titian’s ‘Votive Portrait of the Vendramin Family’ (1547)

Antonio del Pollaiolo – Martyrdom of St Sebastian